Pope Benedict XVI: Hey nigga, fuck you man!
Happy Potter (on watching Hermionie use the Levitation Charm towards the end of their fifth year at Hogwarts): Hey, that was like, real MAGIC, girl! How could you do that?
Karthik C.S: Oye launde chal daaru peeke aate hain!
Prateek Chaturvedi: Dude, you really consume alcohol? Don't you know it's prohibited out here?
Michael Jackson: KEEP THOSE LITTLE KIDS AWAY FROM ME! I hate 'em.
Holden J. Caufield: Who me? I'm real stupid.
Mahatma Gandhi: Maaro saale ko! Maaro!
Andrew Wiles: How did I prove what? Oh that?! It was just a random dream...
Arpan Saha: Masturbation? Err...what's what? (looks up in his e-dictionary)
Arpan Saha: RG? Who's she? (looks up in his facebook friends' list)
Anuj Shah: Hey, let's bunk tomorrow's IC lecture man, that prof. is so boring!
Oscar Wilde: Woo...that chick was hot!
Uncyclopedia founder: Oscar Wilde? Who the fuck is he?
Max Payne: I think I should sleep for a while, you know. I'm tired.
Sambre: Yaar PJ mat maar...meri khap jaati hai.
Kanitkar: Hostel enthu? Kya fart hai!
Mood-I CG: Acads pe dhyaan do, baaki sab fart hai.
Rakhi Sawant: I was AIR 73, IIT-JEE 1999.
India TV News Reader: Aur ab kuch aam khabrein...
Suryateja Gavva: I got a girlfriend!
AIR 1: I had a girlfriend!
Salhotra: Abey hostel elections ke chakkar mein mat pado, jaao midsem ke liye mugo!
Random Gulti: Main is parivesh mein dhal chuka hoon.
Random Ghati: Main is parivesh mein dhal chuka hoon.
Atal Bihari Vajpayee: *Says something*
Navjot Siddhu: *Keeps his mouth shut*
Harshvardhan: Mera bandiyon se give-up ho gaya hai yaar!
Srinath: Chemistry?? How bowwring!
DOSA: Here, boys, I have some 20 lakhs this year to contribute to Mood-I. Will that be enough? And you can always take my car.
Ravindra Jadeja: And then I hit that elegant cover drive....
Ashish Nehra: Hey, me too!
Vishy Anand: Let's play some cricket.
Dilip Tirkey: I was thinking about some chess though...
IITB Director: We don't need no...education...
Mihir Mogre: Chalo mentees...kal Rodas mein treat hai meri.
Sherlock Holmes: You're completely correct, Watson!
Watson: Oh yeah? Gimme some cocaine then.
Himanshu: Hindustani Classical? Dude, that's so old fashioned!
Hannibal Lectar: Vegetarian, is the way to be!
Ketav: Alright, enough! I won't show my teeth, EVER!
Majin-Buu: GOKU?? He's stronger than me! I won't fight him!
Jack Sparrow: Spare his life! Take mine.
Dhruv Vijay Mairal: Pr0n should be banned in NUJS.
Salman Rushdie: English, my friend, should be as simple as possible!
Rahul Sharma: Ma**r C**d! Teri Maa Ka Bh***a!
Master Chief: That hunter was pretty cute, no?
Rajnikanth: I can't fly.
Me: You say I'm just GOOD at debating? I'm GOD at debating! And that's the freaking point!
-I know I missed loads of them...I hope you guys contribute more through comments. I'll publish the good ones. :D
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